Play Store is something else! Just got a notification: “Update available for your NKJV Bible Appl.” For what now? 😫😫 Major updates included are: 🛬 Jesus uploaded the full schedule for His Second Coming, with actual date saying immediate! 😫😫 ✈️ Angles issued strict boarding protocols and baggage limits: pack light, speak fluently, and forget your “potato-hoseso” combo! 😂😂 ⚖️ Case closed!