Welcome to Canada, where the winters last 9 months and "sorry" is a reflex, not a choice. ❄️🍁🏒 We speak 4 languages: English. Français. Hockey. And Sorry. "Sorry" = hello. "Sorry" = excuse me. "Sorry" = you bumped into ME but I'm apologizing anyway. And "double-double" is a complete sentence at Tim Hortons. ☕😭 Meanwhile: • Everyone acts like -30°C is "not that bad" and goes outside in a hoodie • Geese have more attitude than New Yorkers and will absolutely fight you in a parking lot 🦆💀 • Somebody's uncle is still wearing shorts in February saying "this is nothing compared to '82" 🩳❄️ Welcome to Canada — where the politeness is mandatory, the healthcare is free, and we measure distance in Tim Hortons per kilometer. 🇨🇦🍩💙 P.S. If you cut someone off in traffic, they'll give you a disappointed head shake that haunts you for weeks. That's the Canadian way!