Perks for reaching the 60’s or being in the 70’s and heading or being in your 80’s

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation you are very likely to be released first.
No-one expects you to run anywhere.
People call you at 8:00 P.M. and ask: “Did I wake you up?”
People no longer view you as being a hypochondriac.
There is nothing to learn the HARD way.
Things you buy today will not wear out.
You can eat dinner at 5:00 PM.
You can live without sex, but not your glasses.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Remember, never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.