"Heavenly Job Interview" A famous pastor dies and arrives at heaven’s gate. St. Peter checks the list, squints, and says, “Ah, welcome. But before you enter, there's a quick humility test.” The pastor smiles confidently. “I wrote twelve best-selling books, healed thousands, and my YouTube sermons had millions of views. I'm ready.” Peter raises an eyebrow. “Great. Here's your test. Please identify this man.” A humble, dusty old man walks in, smiling gently. The pastor scoffs. “No idea. Janitor? Church usher?” Peter sighs. “That’s Moses. He split a sea and still never opened a merch store.” The pastor gulps. Peter continues, “You see, up here, glory doesn’t come from followers. It comes from not stealing God’s.” Then a booming voice echoes: “NEXT! And no, you can’t autograph the Book of Life.” 🤣 🤣 🤣