An evangelist and a pastor were out hunting when a grizzly bear suddenly appeared. The two sprinted back to their cabin with the bear in close pursuit. The evangelist got there first and pulled open the door. The pastor went hurtling inside with the bear following right behind him, whereupon the evangelist shut the door from the outside. The pastor screamed, “What are you doing?”

The evangelist replied, “I just bring them in. Once they're inside, they're your responsibility!”