Three communists walk into a bar. One ordered a $15 mixed drink. Another a $10 martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally.
Next week, the three return to the bar, but this time ask for separate checks. The bartender asked why they aren’t splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same share. The three communists reluctantly agreed, and once again split the check three ways.
The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bar should change the prices of all their drinks to the cheapest one on the menu. In fear of his business being vandalized or burned down, the bartender agreed. So all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism. This went on for several weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar with a sign posted stating “Out of Business.”
And that comrades, is how communism works.
Next week, the three return to the bar, but this time ask for separate checks. The bartender asked why they aren’t splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same share. The three communists reluctantly agreed, and once again split the check three ways.
The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bar should change the prices of all their drinks to the cheapest one on the menu. In fear of his business being vandalized or burned down, the bartender agreed. So all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism. This went on for several weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar with a sign posted stating “Out of Business.”
And that comrades, is how communism works.
Three communists walk into a bar. One ordered a $15 mixed drink. Another a $10 martini, and the other a $6 beer. When the bill comes, based on their mantra, they are forced to split the bill equally.
Next week, the three return to the bar, but this time ask for separate checks. The bartender asked why they aren’t splitting the bill equally, since in communism, everyone pays the same share. The three communists reluctantly agreed, and once again split the check three ways.
The following week, the three communists return, but with a mob of devoted followers, and protest the bar should change the prices of all their drinks to the cheapest one on the menu. In fear of his business being vandalized or burned down, the bartender agreed. So all the communists come in and enjoy their $6 drinks, and celebrate the successes of communism. This went on for several weeks, until one Friday they return to the bar with a sign posted stating “Out of Business.”
And that comrades, is how communism works.
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