Things People Say About a Boring Sermon:

"That sermon had a great beginning and a great ending. Too bad they were 45 minutes apart."
"He preached on the book of Revelation and it felt like the Tribulation."
"He had three points. Unfortunately, none of them made a point."
"I didn’t fall asleep during the sermon. I was just meditating horizontally."
"His message was deep—deep enough to drown in."
"I didn’t get lost in the Word. I just got lost."
"The pastor said, 'In conclusion…’ and 20 minutes later, we were still concluding."
"His message was like a phone with no signal: no connection, no clarity, and a lot of dropped points."
"The sermon was like a country road—long, winding, and full of potholes."
"If sermons were sleep aids, that one would be prescription strength."