10 Signs You Are NOT READY For Prophetic Flag Ministry:
1. You’ve been asked to explain to local law enforcement why you were waving a banner on top of the church roof at 2:00 a.m. wearing only Uggs and cut-off jorts.
2. You own a tactical flag vest with more attachment points than a Navy SEAL.
3. The church security team refers to your movements as “an active crisis event.”
4. The worship team has a safe word that immediately triggers ushers to subdue you.
5. You arrived at church with seventeen flags and a hand-drawn map of “territorial strongholds” hidden in the fellowship hall.
6. The worship leader said, “Let’s stand,” and you interpreted that as authorization for a full-scale military campaign.
7. The church’s emergency contact form lists your name under “possible causes.”
8. You’ve ever uttered the sentence, “The Lord told me to cartwheel through the offering.”
9. You refer to several front row eye injuries as “casualties of revival.”
10. Your spiritual gifts test came back with one result: “Please seek supervision.”
(Source: Jonathan Shuttlesworth X account )
1. You’ve been asked to explain to local law enforcement why you were waving a banner on top of the church roof at 2:00 a.m. wearing only Uggs and cut-off jorts.
2. You own a tactical flag vest with more attachment points than a Navy SEAL.
3. The church security team refers to your movements as “an active crisis event.”
4. The worship team has a safe word that immediately triggers ushers to subdue you.
5. You arrived at church with seventeen flags and a hand-drawn map of “territorial strongholds” hidden in the fellowship hall.
6. The worship leader said, “Let’s stand,” and you interpreted that as authorization for a full-scale military campaign.
7. The church’s emergency contact form lists your name under “possible causes.”
8. You’ve ever uttered the sentence, “The Lord told me to cartwheel through the offering.”
9. You refer to several front row eye injuries as “casualties of revival.”
10. Your spiritual gifts test came back with one result: “Please seek supervision.”
(Source: Jonathan Shuttlesworth X account )
10 Signs You Are NOT READY For Prophetic Flag Ministry:
1. You’ve been asked to explain to local law enforcement why you were waving a banner on top of the church roof at 2:00 a.m. wearing only Uggs and cut-off jorts.
2. You own a tactical flag vest with more attachment points than a Navy SEAL.
3. The church security team refers to your movements as “an active crisis event.”
4. The worship team has a safe word that immediately triggers ushers to subdue you.
5. You arrived at church with seventeen flags and a hand-drawn map of “territorial strongholds” hidden in the fellowship hall.
6. The worship leader said, “Let’s stand,” and you interpreted that as authorization for a full-scale military campaign.
7. The church’s emergency contact form lists your name under “possible causes.”
8. You’ve ever uttered the sentence, “The Lord told me to cartwheel through the offering.”
9. You refer to several front row eye injuries as “casualties of revival.”
10. Your spiritual gifts test came back with one result: “Please seek supervision.”
(Source: Jonathan Shuttlesworth X account )
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