WAIT… THAT’S IN THE BIBLE? — DAY 15
A lighthearted look at some of the wonderfully unexpected things you discover when you actually read your Bible, context still matters!
“Am I so short of madmen that you have to bring this fellow here to carry on like this in front of me?” 1 Samuel 21:15
David is running for his life and ends up in Gath.
There’s just one problem…
THEY RECOGNISE HIM.
So David quickly comes up with a survival plan.
Disguise himself?
Sneak away?
Hide somewhere?
Nope.
HE PRETENDS TO BE COMPLETELY MAD.
He scratches marks on the doors.
He lets saliva run down his beard.
The servants bring him before King Achish, who takes one look at David and basically says:
“DO YOU REALLY THINK MY PALACE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH CHAOS ALREADY?!
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME MORE CRAZY?!”
In fact, Achish’s actual words are almost as funny:
“Am I so short of madmen…?”
Basically:
“Gentlemen, my crazy department is FULL.
We are NOT accepting new applicants.”
PALACE VACANCIES
Madmen required
POSITIONS FILLED.
Context still matters!
David wasn’t simply behaving strangely for a laugh. He was frightened for his life and pretended to be insane so Achish wouldn’t regard him as a threat.
There’s actually something beautiful underneath this bizarre episode.
David looked ridiculous.
He was frightened.
His circumstances were completely out of control.
But God still brought him through.
Sometimes deliverance doesn’t look quite like we imagined it would.
But still…
Somewhere around three thousand years ago, an exasperated king essentially looked at his staff and said:
“I HAVE ENOUGH CRAZY AROUND HERE ALREADY!”
And honestly…
some sentences are timeless.
A lighthearted look at some of the wonderfully unexpected things you discover when you actually read your Bible, context still matters!
“Am I so short of madmen that you have to bring this fellow here to carry on like this in front of me?” 1 Samuel 21:15
David is running for his life and ends up in Gath.
There’s just one problem…
THEY RECOGNISE HIM.
So David quickly comes up with a survival plan.
Disguise himself?
Sneak away?
Hide somewhere?
Nope.
HE PRETENDS TO BE COMPLETELY MAD.
He scratches marks on the doors.
He lets saliva run down his beard.
The servants bring him before King Achish, who takes one look at David and basically says:
“DO YOU REALLY THINK MY PALACE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH CHAOS ALREADY?!
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME MORE CRAZY?!”
In fact, Achish’s actual words are almost as funny:
“Am I so short of madmen…?”
Basically:
“Gentlemen, my crazy department is FULL.
We are NOT accepting new applicants.”
PALACE VACANCIES
Madmen required
POSITIONS FILLED.
Context still matters!
David wasn’t simply behaving strangely for a laugh. He was frightened for his life and pretended to be insane so Achish wouldn’t regard him as a threat.
There’s actually something beautiful underneath this bizarre episode.
David looked ridiculous.
He was frightened.
His circumstances were completely out of control.
But God still brought him through.
Sometimes deliverance doesn’t look quite like we imagined it would.
But still…
Somewhere around three thousand years ago, an exasperated king essentially looked at his staff and said:
“I HAVE ENOUGH CRAZY AROUND HERE ALREADY!”
And honestly…
some sentences are timeless.
WAIT… THAT’S IN THE BIBLE? — DAY 15
A lighthearted look at some of the wonderfully unexpected things you discover when you actually read your Bible, context still matters!
“Am I so short of madmen that you have to bring this fellow here to carry on like this in front of me?” 1 Samuel 21:15
David is running for his life and ends up in Gath.
There’s just one problem…
THEY RECOGNISE HIM.
So David quickly comes up with a survival plan.
Disguise himself?
Sneak away?
Hide somewhere?
Nope.
HE PRETENDS TO BE COMPLETELY MAD.
He scratches marks on the doors.
He lets saliva run down his beard.
The servants bring him before King Achish, who takes one look at David and basically says:
“DO YOU REALLY THINK MY PALACE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH CHAOS ALREADY?!
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME MORE CRAZY?!”
In fact, Achish’s actual words are almost as funny:
“Am I so short of madmen…?”
Basically:
“Gentlemen, my crazy department is FULL.
We are NOT accepting new applicants.”
PALACE VACANCIES
Madmen required
POSITIONS FILLED. ✅
Context still matters!
David wasn’t simply behaving strangely for a laugh. He was frightened for his life and pretended to be insane so Achish wouldn’t regard him as a threat.
There’s actually something beautiful underneath this bizarre episode.
David looked ridiculous.
He was frightened.
His circumstances were completely out of control.
But God still brought him through.
Sometimes deliverance doesn’t look quite like we imagined it would.
But still…
Somewhere around three thousand years ago, an exasperated king essentially looked at his staff and said:
“I HAVE ENOUGH CRAZY AROUND HERE ALREADY!”
And honestly…
some sentences are timeless.
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